There are few better ways to gain notice than to be
magnificent, tasty, and standing in the middle of the road.
My gentle wife speaks with irritation about turkeys’
pedestrian disregard for their own safety. Furthermore, she sighs, they must
have a death wish to be seen in public so near to Thanksgiving when some poor
family will be needing a holiday dinner.
A fair number of these favor Halibut Point. Their sense of
geography is disjointed enough to lead them back and forth across the adjacent State Highway. Their
survival is perplexing. Can they be the same gamebirds that hunters find so
challenging to approach? My own suspicion is that the explanation may lie in
the disproportion between the size of their heads and bodies.
I sought out the opinion of Dave Sartwell, the Outdoorsman
columnist for the Gloucester Daily Times.
Based on his many hunting experiences, Dave sees turkeys as wary but not smart.
With excellent eyesight they detect the least movement and are very elusive in
the wild. On the other hand, Dave once returned empty-handed from a hunt to
find a turkey sitting on the hood of his truck. Vehicles apparently don’t
register as a threat.
While reluctant to fly, turkeys are fleet of foot. Dave says
that when they collapse their wings around them, lower their heads and sprint
on those long legs, they look a missile running through the woods. They can
also defend themselves with beak, talons, and, like fighting cocks, with lethal
spurs on their heels. Protective mothers and courting Toms can make formidable
battle.
Occasionally turkeys get their signals mixed up in their
encounters with humans. A friend of mine who lives near Dogtown witnessed a big
Tom pin his visiting sister in her car, pecking on the door. He’s willing to
acknowledge that the bird may have been attacking its own reflection in shiny
metal. But when it chased him into the barn he charged it with a wheelbarrow to
restore order in the yard.
Various Boston
suburbs have held public hearings and published advisories on the turkey
problem. Rockport has offered its mailmen pepper spray. Our State Department of
Energy and Environmental Affairs devotes
a solemn website page to “Preventing
Conflicts with Wild Turkeys”:
Remember that wild turkeys have a pecking order and that habituated
birds may respond to you as they do to another turkey. The best defense against
aggressive or persistent turkeys is to prevent the birds from becoming
habituated in the first place by being bold to them. Everyone in the
neighborhood must do the same; it will be ineffective if you do so only on your
property. Each and every turkey must view all humans as dominant in the pecking
order and respond to them as superiors rather than subjects. Habituated turkeys
may attempt to dominate or attack people that the birds view as subordinates.
Benjamin Franklin lamented the choice of the bald eagle to
represent the values of America.
He wrote to his daughter that “the Turkey
is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original
Native of America...
He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would
not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to
invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.”
I laid my own doubts and vacillations before Chris Leahy of
Mass Audubon, who echoed Franklin’s
prejudice:
For the record, I believe that we should be celebrating the return of
this magnificent native bird, which we once extirpated in New
England, instead of fussing about the occasional rudeness of
love-besotted Toms, which are of course doing what males of all
vertebrate species do when overwhelmed with the urge to breed.